In My Head, A Monologue

"Hey! Don't go there!!"
"Where?"
"In that cavern!"
"Why not??"
"Cause you'll die, knucklehead, I've explored this cave for years, summer after summer."
"Why? What's down there? I've been here as long as you have!!"
"And? That doesn't mean you know more than I do! You're only the left side!!"
"The right side is better!!! We help her do the hard stuff."
"And we help her do the normal stuff, which is more than everything you control!!"
"But we work harder!!"
"Whatever, we'll both die if you there, ok, so don't!"
Whatever, you're the bottom of this operation, heehee you're the axx of the operation, haha that's funny!"
"I might control the axx and the operation but that doesn't mean I have to make her hands move when you want them to."
"That's not fair, why did they give the jerk the left side?"
"Jealous much?"
"No, flabbergasted."
"Flabbergasted, what's that mean?"
"Suprised, jarhead!"
"Jarhead? Jarhead? That's the worst you can come up with? Ooh, that's sad."
"Bxxtard."
"Jackaxx."
"Ok, this isn't solving anything, we need to think logically, I know the way, ok? You just move the feet."
"Fine, but don't make me break a nail, it looks bad with this outfit."




~TO BE CONTINUED~